Jaybrams.com

May 23, 2003 - I explained what a “yafreax” is… and a phenomenon was birthed.
Oct 8, 2005 – A friend of mine guest posted… the phenom was never heard from again.

Fast forward 17 months. Blake the Ripper finds phenom’s lifeless body. Mobs of people chant “Bring Back Yafreax! Bring Back Yafreax!” … alas, Yafreax was dead. Blake the Ripper injects blue goo-like substance into the heart of the lifeless body and a new, improved, more mature soul emerges. World, meet jaybrams.

During the year and half that the body lay lifeless, not really much happened. Ok… some stuff did, but dead bodies don’t generally generate a lot of action; in fact they are, in general, much more degenerate than the general population. This generation deserves more than generic banter. And, my genuine apologies for the generalization, but most of the male gender rarely have much to say anyway. Maybe it’s something in our gene pool  that is just generically… generic. Rejoice! A genius without genuphobia! Enough of the generous use of “gen” words! I’m sure the Geneva Convention established rules against this sort of torture. — If I was not such a genteel gentleman, I may have worked “genital” into this diatribe, but I have thought better of it. — 

The finality of it all… Jaybrams.com is a genesis of sorts. A rebirth. A reconnection.

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