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March 21st, 2007 by Jaybrams

Baxter (who’s myspace is private or i’d link him) introduced me to the youth this past sunday. It was only my third time there, so I haven’t really met many of the students.

And I ask you this “What better way to be introduced than having spam hurled at your face by an 8th grader?” … apparently, there is no better way.  So, alas, an 8th grader hurled a full block of raw spam at my face … which I had to catch –using only forks– 3 times in order to stop the onslaught. By the grace of God and my mongoose like reflexes, i accomplished this daunting task in 4 measly throws, during which time the opposition failed to succeed in catching any hurled spammed.

The 8th grader (who’s name escapes me) and I destroyed our competition. And I smelled like spam. 

Welcome to the family.

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One Response to “Spam Killer”

  1. welcome to the family..I hope someday I can hit you with a brick…of spam…ha ha, just kidding, you know we cool..

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