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So, I dunno about you guys, but our friends come up with nicknames for each other that are less than flattering…. the main ones:

Fat Damon - For the guy that looks just like Matt Damon, only fatter.

Frosty the Redhead - For the redhead who, when he finally decided to grow his hair out to normal guy length (as opposed to an almost buzz), we discovered that the he has a very high number of white and silver hair despite being in his 20s.

The Quiche - For the guy who used to say his last name was “Kieschnick - spell it just like the food” … he never actually paid attention to how the food was spelled. 

Bald Chin - Which I disagree with, but i’ll live with it for now… supposedly my chin looks bald when I have a day or two old “shadow” … i dunno, i’ve been shaving since middle school, so I doubt it… I think it was Frosty’s way of coming up with something… anything… to call me…

ShortyToes - Which is just a play on a last name, but sounds funny

So, I need your help with a new one for a long time friend… It’s down to two. Here they are, and the reasons… :

Baby Killer - He said he’s probably voting democrat no matter what, but he doesn’t want to talk about it because he’s tired of people freaking out over the abortion issue…

Herpaic-J - Yes… like herpes… because he had a pimple in his nose and a fever blister that lasted a while.

(note: he neither kills babies, nor to my knowledge does he have herpes… but those are beside the point)

As it stands now, we’re gridlocked at two votes a piece. Let me know what you think…

and even better… what are your less than flattering nicknames?

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